Cheat Laser Malaysia vs Indonesia

Malaysia using laser to cheat Indonesia football player on final AFF cup

25 jam sehari.

Penyelidik ramal waktu berubah kerana putaran bumi makin perlahan

BERLIN: Sekumpulan penyelidik Barat mendakwa tempoh 24 jam sehari berkemungkinan menjadi 25 jam pada masa depan berikutan waktu siang yang kian panjang akibat kadar putaran bumi yang makin perlahan.

Akhbar Jerman Suddeutsche Zeitung memetik edisi terbaru Journal For The History of Astronomy melaporkan, bagi kebanyakan kita, masa siang yang panjang merujuk kepada peningkatan hari di hemisfera utara pada musim panas berbanding musim sejuk.

Namun, kalangan geosaintis mendakwa kajian menunjukkan tempoh hari siang yang panjang turut membabitkan musim lain termasuk musim bunga.

"Perkembangan itu boleh dikaitkan kepada asasnya iaitu bumi dan bulan. Sepanjang sejarah kewujudan manusia, putaran bumi kini semakin perlahan," kata penyelidik Universiti Durham, Richard Stephenson.

"Graviti dari bulan mewujudkan gelombang kekal di lautan dan di perut bumi. Ini sekali gus memperlahankan pergerakan bumi."

Pergerakan bumi menyamai aksi peluncur ais. Bagi memperlahankan gerakannya, peluncur itu perlu mendepakan tangannya.

"Begitu jugalah dengan bumi. Disebabkan itulah, daripada 24 jam had maksimum sehari ketika ini, kita sebaliknya mungkin menyaksikan pertambahan sejam kepada 25 jam sehari pada masa depan," katanya.

Stephenson yang juga ahli astronomi Britain dapat membuktikan yang putaran bumi semakin perlahan sejak 700 tahun sebelum Masihi.

Beliau mengkaji plat tanah liat dan hasil kajian sejarah yang mengandungi maklumat mengenai gerhana matahari dan bulan.

Semua maklumat itu digunakan bagi mengira laluan pemisah bumi.

Apa didapati, ketika era proto-haiwan menguasai bumi pada 530 juta tahun lalu, ada sebanyak 21 jam sehari.

Pada era zaman dinosaur 100 juta tahun lalu, jumlah itu meningkat kepada 23 jam sehari.

Bukti jelas lain boleh dilihat menerusi mendapan terumbu karang. Ini disebabkan terumbu karang menjadi petanda kalendar dan setiap tahun membentuk mendapan yang tebalnya berbeza mengikut musim.

Berdasarkan itu, saintis mengira perbezaan masa antara musim bunga dan didapati semakin perlahan sepanjang tempoh sejarah.

Kira-kira 530 juta tahun lalu, bumi berputar jauh lebih cepat berbanding hari ini dan pergerakannya dianggap lebih stabil.

Pada masa itu biarpun catatannya 24 jam sehari, tetapi bilangan hari setahun adalah 420 hari berbanding 365 hari.

Stephenson membuat rumusan itu berdasarkan maklumat ke atas beratus-ratus keterangan mengenai fenomena gerhana matahari dan bulan sejak 2,700 tahun lalu.

Mengikut maklumat Sistem Perkhidmatan Rujukan dan Putaran Bumi Antarabangsa (IERS), tarikh 13 Julai 2003 adalah hari paling pendek dalam masa 100 tahun.

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scary maze is COOL! :D

Scary Maze Game

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Best Quotes From Samy Vellu ;)

Aku dapat dari email seorang kawan. JOm same same gelok sakang!!!

DS Samy Vellu finally and officially resigned from his post of the longest MIC President ever live, after leading the party for almost 31 years. The Malaysian Insiders has its story, here. Frankly, I will miss him very much especially for all his funny quotes he made all these years. Like what our Prime Minister said in the 2010 Barisan Nasional Conference, “We will miss DS Samy Vellu because he add a lot of color … sometimes a bit too much color”. Therefore, as a token of appreciation, I just wanna share his famous quotes ever made by the one and only, Samy Vellu.

1. Samy Velu quoted on Pos Laju:

"Besoh kirim, hari ini juga sampai"

2. On one TV news when he tried to say he felt very ashamed:

"Ini prekara sangat memalukan saya dan kemaluan saya sangat-sangat la besar"

3. Samy said in one of his “ceramah”:

"Kita akan bina satu jambatan wuntuk worang2 kampong di sini." Then one pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai, buat apa bina jambatan?" And Samy gloriously replied, "Kalao takde sungai, kita bina sungai"

4. Samy's most favourite quote on the news for the decade is this:

"Toll naik sikit, banyak marah saya. You worang ingat semua ini toll saya punyer bapah punya kah!”

5. During water crisis:

"Semua worang diminta jangan membuang aiyerr!"

6. On social society's problem:

"Worang2 muda sekarang banyak suka hisap dade"

7. During blood donation's program at Sungai Siput:

"Marilah kita semua menderma dare"

8. His welcome speech in most of his functions:

"Selamat datang saudara-mara semua" (It should have been “saudara-saudari”)

9. During the height of the Al-Arqam's saga, he said in a press conference:

"Saya gumbira bahawa didapati tiada pemuda MIC terlibat dalam kes Arqam"

10. At an opening ceremony for a new building:

"Mempersilakan Datin Paduka Rafidah Aziz naik dari pentas wuntuk membuka kain"

And of course the world's greatest joke of all times:

"Kita akan bina roket pigi matahari." One of the reporter responded, "Tapi Datuk, matahari terlalu panas untuk didekati." Samy replied, "Itu tade masalah. Kita hantar waktu malam"

There you are folks. For DS Samy Vellu, we wish you all the best!

How to make your decks last longer

Landing

You can break your deck with just a flatland ollie (I am the example ). Now the best way to land is with both feet exactly above the trucks. If you land with your back foot on the tail again you have a big chance of snapping your tail (just believe me). You can also put one foot above a truck and put all the pressure on that truck (if you do the last thing and you put your pressure wrong you can still snap your tail). I personaly land on the far back bolts with my back foot and on the far front bolts with my front foot. but just remember to not put pressure on your tail/nose.

Secondly it's important to bend your knees when you land so you stress you board as less as possible

Slides

Never try darkslides on a rail:

1. Your deck will bent.

2. Your griptape will be ruined at the sides (don't worry about this, you can still skate on it).

3. Because you deck is concave, you will slide on the sides, so the pressure on the sides is pushing it upwards while your legs push it downwards. Result: a lot of stress on your deck and litte cracks will apear in your deck (you won't see them at first, but you will if you try) and after a lot of darkslides your deck will easely break with some boardslides (I am (again) the example for this).

This only applies for doing darkslides on rails, if you really want to do darkslides, do them on funboxes

Freestyle

If you are a serious freestyler and you like your deck then don't do the following tricks:

1. - Pogo hops
2. - Pogo spins
3. - Truckstand hops
4. - Truckstand spins It will ruin your tail, definately

Others

Don't do powerslides on rough terain, your wheels will be ruined soon: do them on smooth terrain.
Don't scrape your tail while in manual or to brake, your tail will be gone soon. =)

If you want to do these tricks anyway: suit yourself, but I warned you.
Skateboarding is about having fun, if want to do things I just said were bad, go ahead, have fun, but your deck will last shorter

TIPS

Always keep your damage decks somewhere and do not throw it away. Try to make use of it and create it into something else. Keep it and do not waste =)

layfvckz

4.48 AM KU TIDOR TAPI BANGUN PUKUL 11.39AM BORENGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! TAPI WE HAD FUN DARI PUKUL 8.50PM SAMPAI 4.48AM! HELLYEAH!!!!

it's only a rumour

Did you know the rumours have been wondering around for quite sometime? And everyone keep asking on Twitter and other social networks if it's true or just a rumour. Today's article on the front page created a lot of commotion among the public and FB users. Apparently what was quoted "where AITI decline to comment on the banning of Facebook" in BB today was a misrepresentation of Aiti as the comment was not even official.

I had a call from a reliable source to clarify the matter early afternoon. Hence, the "decline to comment on the banning of Facebook" is irrelevant and doesn't represent AITI's response to the said matter. I have been receiving lots of querries to this situation but after releasing the "good breaking news" on FB and Twitter but rest assured that there's no such policy to do ban Facebook to start off with.

I shall get the full press release once I have the email and post it up to share with you guys. As for now, you can continue updating your status or poke on someone :p

upin & ipin.

since when upin and ipin raise up the middle finger and wearing a cross. Jaya hypermart do something about this !

\m/

Club Can't Handle Me (Indian Style)

PointBlank - Trailer.

Game: Point Blank
Acronym: PB
Status: Released
Release date(s): 2010
Genre: Online FPS
Platform(s): Win
Developer(s): Zepetto
Publisher(s): NCsoft
Price: F2P/Cash Shop
Official Page:
KR: http://www.pointblank.co.kr/
TH: http://pointblank.hitsplay.com/
RU: http://pointblank.ru/
ID: http://pb.gemscool.com/

The Team Tactics Network Info Page:
http://www.team-tactics.net/index.php...

--==System requirements==--
==Minimum==
CPU: 2.4 GHz
RAM: 512MB
Graphics Card: Geforce 5700 / Redeon 9600
HD Space: 1.5GB

==Recommended==
CPU: 3 GHZ
RAM: 1GB
Graphics Card: Geforce 6600 / Redeon X600
HD Space: 1.5GB

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Point Blank Thailand Registration Guide:
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Download Video:
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Aku Tak Bodoh The Movie : Official Trailer 1

Meet Roy, a 16 year old student, who faces the challenges of adolescence.

At the same time, like any other young boy, he is trying to understand the lessons taught by his grandmother, Granie, that it is the utmost important value in Malay customary life that children or younger persons are strictly bound by custom to look upon parents or elders with respect, unquestioned loyalty and total obedience.

http://www.akutakbodoh.com/

bad night.

yesterday 10/12/2010 adalah hari paling sial. kawan ku accident arah simpang nya arah kawasan agis agis (liang) around pukul 7+ or 8+ mudahan jua ya okay saja. ingau jua ku pasal ya tu semalam. ya tah kawan ku yang baik arah ku. baru jua patang atu kami beibun apa then malam nya cemani tah pulang jadi nya :s and nasib jua nada pasangger sebalah nya. mun ada nda ku tau tu ah. inalillah kali eh pasanggernya. sandi~ ane mudahan saja kau okay. AMIN!~

Local man found hanging.

Kuala Belait- A 51-year-old local man died yesterday after he allegedly committed suicide by hanging himself from a 180-foot-tall tower.

A TelBru staff alerted the police at approximately 9.45am when he discovered the man hanging from the tower, 15 kilometres away from the main road of Jalan Kuala Balai in Belait District.

The police and Fire & Rescue personnel were immediately dispatched to the scene, where they learnt that the wire around the deceased's neck was a 1.5metre-long electric cable.

According to officers, he was found hanging 10-15 feet off the ground.

It took several hours to take him down, as firefighters had to climb up the tower using a rope to remove the cable.

After he was taken to hospital, medical officers pronounced him dead.

The police said at this juncture, they did not suspect any foul play.

Investigations are underway.

The body has been sent to RIPAS Hospital for an autopsy. -- Courtesy of Borneo Bulletin

happy birtday corey taylor.

One of the best voices in metal officially becomes a year older today, as Corey Taylor (he of Slipknot and Stone Sour fame) celebrates his birthday on December 8. The multi-talented, sometimes-masked musician is now 37 years old, and he has come quite a long way from a childhood spent in Iowa.

After learning about rock music from his grandmother and graduating from Elvis licks to Black Sabbath riffage, Taylor helped form Stone Sour in 1992. The band put together some demo recordings and played a steady stream of gigs, but Taylor and bandmate Jim Root became more focused on a new project called Slipknot around 1997. Taylor put his own band on hiatus to focus on Slipknot, which ended up being a reasonable decision.

Though their sound was decidedly chaotic and wholly non-commercial, Slipknot quickly earned a reputation as an intense live act who were forging an entirely new sound in the metal arena. Their buzz caught the attention of record labels and producer Ross Robinson, who twiddled the knobs for the band's self-titled 1999 debut album. That record put the metal world on its ear, and by 2001 (when they released their sophomore effort Iowa to critical acclaim and commercial success), they were the most dominant force in heavy music.

Not unlike the Wu-Tang Clan, the members of Slipknot always took time out to step away from their main group and focus on personal projects. That lead Taylor back to Stone Sour, who put out their debut album in 2002 (a full decade after they initially formed). Stone Sour have proven to be just as big a commercial juggernaut as Slipknot, and it has allowed Taylor to explore all the various facets of his musical personality. In honor of Taylor's big day, check out the clip for Stone Sour's "Through Glass," a big single from the group's second album Come What(ever) May and one of the band's biggest hits. "who said it was my birthday, you crazy motherfuckers" - corey taylor.

nyummmm~

Now this is one superb burger (ironically without the bun). This is a salmon burger only available at Kitaro Japanese Restaurant.

streetfight KnockOut! (Y)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

happy 12 birthday to my beloved friend semoga panjang umur and dimurah kan rezeki! ENJOY YOUR DAY! and lavyahhhhhhhhhhhhh! :D

suatu hari.........

Brunei Boring?

Taken From Borneo Bulletin

Letter of an expatriate thanking Brunei for being part of his home for many years caught my attention. It's nice to read how appreciative an expat on calling Brunei his/her home. But does it take only an expat to appreciate our country? I asked myself.

Thinking aloud, I was looking why I think Brunei is not a boring place. First foremost, define boring. If you start to compare Brunei with other regional cities, that's where the fallacy started. Also, according to a friend that I chat, his definition of boring is not the place, it's more the personality - how we perceive the place reflects our own personality. I lead a full life and wonder if I got time to think the place is boring. Or maybe cos I'm much settled- having my own house, family, friends, community and the life that revolves around it. I can't say my life is boring cos I have so much to do and interact.

But what I like about Brunei is the following :
When I wake up, I can smell fresh air. I do not have to worry about air pollution in general unless some idiot started an open burning!;
No major traffic jam, apart from the usual office hours rush and maybe once in a 'blue moon' heavy rain; so you can get home within 13-30 mins at most. Compare if you live in megacities like Kuala Lumpur or Jakarta, where it will take an hour to pass thro our 15 mins time of traffic;
Everything is within reach. For me, the beach is only 5mins drive, airport 10 mins, Office 15 mins, Mall - 8 mins. Kids school - 10 mins. Family within - 10 to 1 hour. Accessibility is an important indicator.
We get to see latest movies and now 3D Cinemas. ( apart from the occasional projector cock-up! LOL)
Sports activities are everywhere. Football on the fields or even empty roads/fields. We can see them.
Food is questionably cheap! Nasi katok $1 available 24 hours. But what I heart most is the introduction of food from other cultures from migrant workers, that makes our city more cosmopolitan. Italy restaurants were unheard of, some 10 years ago. Now we got Pondok that sells Ayam Penyet , Thai, Japanese and Korean Restaurants. Cafe society is here as well with gourmet coffee that I like too.
Education, Internet Access that provided a good connection to the outside world.
Air links/ road and water connections to the region , if we need a change of pace of life.
Care to add the list?
At the end of the day, I guess Home is where the heart is!!

Having said that, I am sure many of us have a wish list that we would like to see happen here. For me, it would be good to have Arts/Theatre/Cultural Venue. We are much thankful that we do see local artists performance at corporate events. or cultural performances brought in by the Brunei Music Society or respective foreign Missions. But a real theatre works where local dramas/artists get promoted. Or even a Comedy Store/Cafe where we can laugh at ourselves on our antics.

So what is your take really?

* Disclaimer- just a personal view, nothing else! (take from SENOR PABLO)

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1

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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part I hits theaters on November 19th, 2010.

Cast: Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Tom Felton, Ralph Fiennes, Alan Rickman, Bill Nighy, Jamie Campbell Bower, Bonnie Wright, Helena Bonham Carter, Timothy Spall, Michael Gambon, Rhys Ifans, Maggie Smith, John Hurt, Jason Isaacs, Ciaran Hind

Part 1 begins as Harry, Ron and Hermione set out on their perilous mission to track down and destroy the secret to Voldemort's immortality and destruction-the Horcruxes. On their own, without the guidance of their professors or the protection of Professor Dumbledore, the three friends must now rely on one another more than ever. But there are Dark Forces in their midst that threaten to tear them apart.

Meanwhile, the wizarding world has become a dangerous place for all enemies of the Dark Lord. The long-feared war has begun and Voldemort's Death Eaters seize control of the Ministry of Magic and even Hogwarts, terrorizing and arresting anyone who might oppose them. But the one prize they still seek is the one most valuable to Voldemort: Harry Potter. The Chosen One has become the hunted one as the Death Eaters search for Harry with orders to bring him to Voldemort... alive.

Harry's only hope is to find the Horcruxes before Voldemort finds him. But as he searches for clues, he uncovers an old and almost forgotten tale-the legend of the Deathly Hallows. And if the legend turns out to be true, it could give Voldemort the ultimate power he seeks.

Little does Harry know that his future has already been decided by his past when, on that fateful day, he became "the Boy Who Lived." No longer just a boy, Harry Potter is drawing ever closer to the task for which he has been preparing since the day he first stepped into Hogwarts: the ultimate battle with Voldemort.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows trailer courtesy Warner Bros. Pictures.

FUCK ALL CHILD ABUSER!!! EAT SHIT LAH YOU!!!!

Change your facebook profile picture to a cartoon character from your childhood and invite your friends to do the same. Until Monday, December 6, there should be no human faces on Facebook, only an invasion of childhood memories. Do it for the fight againts child abuse.

Rehat as in BREAK! just for fun :)

BREAK

BREAK - Episode 2.1 Release 12/25/10.(thanks for the info diy) :)

BREAK

Some of you may know my 'The Jo & Jul Show' (2009) which includes only 2 episodes and some of you may not. Well, for those who don't here is a link. Episode 1 & Episode 2. Its a 10-minute short film comedy which was suppose to be an ongoing entertainment. It didn't work out but it DID make a huge impact during the days on the local scenes. I was indeed proud with the response and support until one of them had to go abroad studies and show is canceled.

I've always wanted to make a drama of my own. But here? In Brunei? With my brain? Put both together and It'll never happen. Why? MIB.......(Melayu Islam Beraja). There's just so much errors. I know this cos I've once worked ina production in a very short period. Also picked out lots of infos from friends in the media field.





To me, filmmaking is not only a hobby, its my career. It's my job and its entertainment. Also, every short film I do is actually an experiment. I'm trying out different things, cameras, concepts, ideas etc. 'The Jo & Jul Show' was actually an experiment on whether I could get audience/viewers to enjoy a good laugh. It worked. And the idea was purposely to create characters that relates in the local scenes by adding some style. Such as episode 1 'The One With The Race' is basically about a self-centered person who cares only for himself. Secondly, never judge a fat guy that he'll lose in a race. - ADAM GROVES



'Break' is actually short for 'BreakTime' OR 'Recess as in, in school. Should notice the school uniform from the photos. The idea came to me one day that I wanted to try something with fighting. I've never done one before. Its pretty challenging because on the first day, I had to to direct the 2 actors to fight. Not that I know but by experiencing from movies I've watched. Every punch/kick are according to steps. We had to create the steps by making a partision then joining them up in post. It was hard I tell you. As for scripts, I decided to do this one in Malay. Brunei, Malay. Not standard. I hate it. I never liked the Brunei dramas where they write standard malay. Seriously, anybody around you talk standard? No right? They talk normal with the 'Ani...', 'Atu...', 'Awu...', 'Inda...'. So thats how I want them to speak, according to my scripts. I think its just way better an original.




The actors I've chose are not professionals. They are hand-picked to match the description on the character I've created. But everyone learns, and they'll get better and better once they've experience this. I've decided to shoot this with my Canon 7D as it is easy to carry around. Not mentioning how hard it was shooting 'The Jo & Jul Show' carrying the huge cam around and people can get nosey during a shoot. DSLRs are way easier to hide if you know what I mean. Even got the chance to test out the Rode mics out in the open field and the sound pickup on distance are brilliant.


Why 'Episode 0'? Because its my first pilot and introducing the actors before the actual story starts. Not that I've any idea what'll happen. There's just too many ideas I'm deciding at the moment. As for now, I've finish 3minutes of the short film. Got another 7minutes to shoot. Not sure how to do this with all the fasting this month. (Ramadhan). In fact, I've learn from my mistakes. May not release episode 0 until I've completed at least 1 more.

mommy mengubati

One evening, somewhere di rumah Perpindahan di Brunei , sorang mommy baru balik sanyum-sanyum and masuk kebilik anaknya yang buta menyampaikan berita shoking campur gumbira.

Mommy : Lai, mommy ada udah ubat supaya dapat meliat bebalik, so you inda buta lagi ni start isuk, mau?? Tu orang rumah sebalah mengajar mommy, rupanya ia atu bomoh.. astee

Anaknya : Iakah mommy? bah ubati chia me, ubati chia... hehe

Skali mommynya pun ngambil belacan, patai, jaring, badak cina and sedikit aying and ditutuknya samai lumat, dilulutnya arah kain sarpah damit and start mengikat arah mata anaknya macam blind fold.

Anaknya : Maniss eh baunya ah, apa kan ni? lain baunya eh... pengsan jua me karang ni eh, nyaman lagi bau napas tukang gunting me si Maidin eh.

Mommy : Ih diam saja, mau baik kah inda??

Skali upacara mengubati pun selasai yang mengambil masa 20 minit 13 saat.

Mommy : Bah, biar cemani ia beikat arah mata you ah, bawa tidur saja, jangan dibuka-buka sampai isuk pagi.. mulai isuk nampak tah you segala-galanya ni.

Isuknya

Anak buta ani pun bangun pagi dangan bau-bauan yang inda me dapat decribe kehangitannya and menuju kejamban arah ceramin and membuka pelahan-pelahan kain yang beikat arah kapalanya atu, and guess what? masih jua ia inda dapat meliat and masih jua sama penglihatannya macam before ani yakni gelap gulita ala Kasim Selamat so tarus ia mengaja bilik mommynya dangan tungkatnya tehidung-hidung.

Anaknya : Mommy!!!! Mommy!! alum jua me dapat meliat ni, siksa saja me menahan bau sampai masuk kemimpi eh!! Kenapa ia ah??

Mommy : April Foolssss!! hohohohoho....

Anaknya : *menangis inda belagu*

p/s : boys & girls, please don't try this at home!!

kimakobuduhpaluisialbautampanganakharam

ui wang. girlf mu dulu ah cari pasal. mun ya nda tau peibunan tane suruh sha ya duduk diam diam di sana. bukannya kan nyampok. sudah nya nyampok anu kasar kasar dibagi nya. yatah celaka tu. jadinya kau kan membacking girlf mu daripada kawan lah? okay tu eh. aku menunggu silap mu ah. elek sha. kebaruan be girlf kau ane. bukan jauh rumah mu ah. ganya seria dang tesusul ku masih.

student life.

baca jerr~

please read please.. Cmon lahhh!

Assalamualaikum.

Wahai sahabat² seagama denganku… Tolonglah ambil masa 3 minit untuk membaca note ini.... 3 Minit je, tak lama pun.. Mungkin ada yg pernah baca kisah ni tapi tak salah kalau kita ingatkan sekali lagi..

Dengan Nama ALLAH yg Maha Pemurah lagi Maha Pengasih... Bayangkan benda ini berlaku pada anda.....

Suatu hari pada masa sembahyang Jumaat yang di hadiri oleh lebih kurang 1 ,000 jemaah... tiba-tiba masuk dua orang lelaki yang menutupi seluruh tubuhnyer dgn pakaian hitam.. tak nampak apa cuma dua biji mata and membawa mesin gun... lalu salah seorang lelaki tu bertempik " "Sesiapa yang sanggup MATI kerana ALLAH sila berdiri di tempat kamu" Selepas mendengar amaran lelaki itu maka segeralah bertempiaran lari para jemaah itu utk menyelamatkan diri.... daripada jumlah yang 1 ,000 tadi tu hanya tinggal lebih kurang 40 orang sahaja yang masih berdiri di tempat masing-masing termasuk Pak Imam tu... Lelaki yang bertempik tadi segera membuka tutup mukanya lalu melihat ke arah Pak Imam sambil berkata: "Ok Pak Imam, saya dah halau SEMUA yang hipokrit, sekarang bolehlah Pak Imam mulakan sembahyang Jumaat".... Lalu kedua lelaki tersebut berpaling dan meninggalkan jemaah....

Macammana..? Adakah anda rasa lawak dgn cerita di atas ataupun anda rasa terhibur?

Anda Fikirkanlah...
"Lawak kan, dari 1 ,000 org yg mengaku dia Islam hanya 40 yg betul-betul BERIMAN... "

"Lawakkan berapa banyak manusia yang mudah lupakan ALLAH bila menghadapi bahaya... kedua lelaki hanya membawa mesin-gun.. dia tak kata pun nak bunuh.. tapi generasi skrang.. amat lemah.. baru kena ugut terus lari lintang pukang.. lupa yg dia tak sembahyang jumaat lagi..."

"Lawak, ada juga yang agamanya cuma seminggu sahaja.. tu pun bila time sembahyang jumaat.. tunjuk muka kat org kampung.. ada tu lagi dashyat setahun 2 kali aje.. bile time sembahyang raya..."

"Lawakkan, ramai orang percaya kepada gosip dan apa yang di tulis oleh surat khabar daripada apa yang tercatit dalam al Quran"

"Lawak kan, berapa ramai yg percaya dunia hanya sementara, akhirat adalah tempat yang kekal, tapi berlumba-lumba mengejar dunia"

"Lawak, kita boleh bersembang dgn boyfriend atau girlfriend berejam-rejam tapi nak berdoa kepada ALLAH alahai.. tak cukup masa..

Dan lebih lawak lagi, bila kita boleh post banyak thread atau note yang berunsur lawak jenaka dan lucah kesemua tempat tapi merasa berat nak berkongsi dan nak hantar artikel2 yang berunsur agama Lawak kan??? Kenapa? gelak tu kan realiti..

tapi yg paling lawak sekali.. berapa orang yang lepas baca benda ni akan sampaikan kat orang lain... berapa orang yang akan buka thread ni untuk luangkan masa membaca? berapa banyak????

Wallahualam… Sebarkanlah seikhlas hati :)

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4 more subjects lol :O eyyyyyyy how's my new template? hahaha :p

Life Through Eyes Of 7 Students :)

Bandar Seri Begawan - The sights and sounds of Brunei have been captured on film by seven students as they wrapped up works on the 'Our World' project, allowing their counterparts in England and Botswana to get a glimpse at what life is like in this part of the world.

The seven SMPAP Hajah Rashidah Sa'adatul Bolkiah students embarked on the journey to film numerous tourist hotspots in the `Kingdom of Unexpected Treasures' for the project, which was led by CfBT teacher Jean Kiekopf, and jointly sponsored by the Ministry of Education and CfBT.

Brunei, Botswana and England are involved in the project that allows the involved students a chance to teach their peers in different corners of the world about the important conservation issues in their respective countries.

The project was launched in July 2010 after the SMPAP Hajah Rashidah Sa'adatul Bolkiah students of Years 8A and 5D learnt the art of animation and documentary film making.

The first film documented the importance of the rainforest, taking a look at the problems faced in the rest of Borneo and the available solutions to the problems. It was also a chance to point out the success of rainforest management here in Brunei.

Following their SPE, the seven enthusiastic Year 8A students decided to do a follow-up film on the Sultanate, showing their peers in England and Botswana where exactly Brunei is and what it is like living here.

Said Jean Kiekopf, "I am so proud of the initiative that the students have taken. They have become very competent in all aspects of filmmaking and have taken responsibility for planning and filming this mini documentary."

CfBT Chief executive James Douglas said, "This project enables students to practise and improve their English, whilst learning important new skills such as animation and film production.

"This will help them to make positive contributions to Bruneian society in their later life. CfBT is very pleased to support the holistic education of young Bruneians through such an exciting project."

The first resource about the rainforest is currently being showcased and shared with all heads of English Department across the country.

Both the Ministry of Education and. CfBT is hoping it will inspire other students to attempt such projects as part of their School-Based Assessment for the SPN 21.
CfBT Education Director Greg Keaney said, "CfBT is very enthusiastic about the next phase of the project and congratulates Ms Jean Kiekopf and all the 'Our World' teams on its success so far."

Students in England who have seen the film have been delighted to learn about the rainforest from the Bruneian students and are currently planning their own film about recycling waste and problems caused by landfill sites.

Nurashadyatul Asyiqen, one of the students involved in the project, said, "I am really looking forward to seeing what the students in England and Africa do and I hope there will be a chance to do more film-making next year."

The seven Brunei students are

Nurrafwaziela @ Nur Aleeza binti Nordin, Nurul Syahmi binti Samsul Bahrin, Nur Aqilah binti Ahmad, Nurul Fatin binti Hanape, Nurashadyatul Asyiqen binti Mohd Kamal, Afiffah Fatin binti Hj Yahya and Batrisya Taqiah binti Hj Mohd Zamari. -- Courtesy of Borneo Bulletin

NO PICTURE AVAILABE. SORRY :)

damn s#!t

need someone to talk to. i feel like eating my own s#!t.

hmm....

goodbye lumut. aku kan pindah bandar , skulah sukan , cari keraja sendiri , ada elaun dapat jua ku tulung boss ku. dari pada ku dilumut belakang belakang kana ucap , nyusah kan indung , buduh , babal. baik ku tinggal bandar skulah sana. kalau pun nda mau bekawan sama aku dapat jua bagitau bisai bisai daripada kan mengucap urang miskin lah apa lah. macam tah kamu kaya. sadar sadar sikit deh diri ah. pindah or tinggal lumut ah? :/

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I ♥ YOU N

jawatan kosong !

i love guitar more than girlfriend

01. Girls dump you. A guitar will always be there when you get home.
02. A guitar's minimum requirement is an amp. A girl's minimum requirement is shoes, clothes, makeup, a mirror, magazines, more shoes and a tiny handbag. And that's every week!
03. You'll never turn on a girl as fast as you can turn on an amp.
04. If your guitar sounds crap, you can tune it. If your girl talks crap you're stuck with her.
05. Guitar's, unlike girls, have volume control which goes all the way down.
06. If you play your guitar crap, it tells you its crap. It doesn't lie and pretend you did it right when you didn't!
07. Two girls at once is hard to come by. Double kneck guitars are not.

08. Your guitar makes a sound only when you want it to.

09. Nobody cares when you dump your old, out of date guitar for a new, younger model. In fact it's encouraged.

10. With a guitar, you can copy tunes from other songs. With a girl, try telling her you're copying some moves from an ex and she'll throw you out.

11. Your guitar doesn't refuse to let you play it once a month.

12. Your guitar will never find out if you've been playing another guitar behind its back.

13. You don't have to get guitars drunk before using them.

14. You can stare at a guitar all you like, but stare at a girl too long and you'll end up in an immense amount of pain.

15. Watching other people play the guitar is entertaining. Watching other people do it is just sick!