mommy mengubati

One evening, somewhere di rumah Perpindahan di Brunei , sorang mommy baru balik sanyum-sanyum and masuk kebilik anaknya yang buta menyampaikan berita shoking campur gumbira.

Mommy : Lai, mommy ada udah ubat supaya dapat meliat bebalik, so you inda buta lagi ni start isuk, mau?? Tu orang rumah sebalah mengajar mommy, rupanya ia atu bomoh.. astee

Anaknya : Iakah mommy? bah ubati chia me, ubati chia... hehe

Skali mommynya pun ngambil belacan, patai, jaring, badak cina and sedikit aying and ditutuknya samai lumat, dilulutnya arah kain sarpah damit and start mengikat arah mata anaknya macam blind fold.

Anaknya : Maniss eh baunya ah, apa kan ni? lain baunya eh... pengsan jua me karang ni eh, nyaman lagi bau napas tukang gunting me si Maidin eh.

Mommy : Ih diam saja, mau baik kah inda??

Skali upacara mengubati pun selasai yang mengambil masa 20 minit 13 saat.

Mommy : Bah, biar cemani ia beikat arah mata you ah, bawa tidur saja, jangan dibuka-buka sampai isuk pagi.. mulai isuk nampak tah you segala-galanya ni.

Isuknya

Anak buta ani pun bangun pagi dangan bau-bauan yang inda me dapat decribe kehangitannya and menuju kejamban arah ceramin and membuka pelahan-pelahan kain yang beikat arah kapalanya atu, and guess what? masih jua ia inda dapat meliat and masih jua sama penglihatannya macam before ani yakni gelap gulita ala Kasim Selamat so tarus ia mengaja bilik mommynya dangan tungkatnya tehidung-hidung.

Anaknya : Mommy!!!! Mommy!! alum jua me dapat meliat ni, siksa saja me menahan bau sampai masuk kemimpi eh!! Kenapa ia ah??

Mommy : April Foolssss!! hohohohoho....

Anaknya : *menangis inda belagu*

p/s : boys & girls, please don't try this at home!!

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ui wang. girlf mu dulu ah cari pasal. mun ya nda tau peibunan tane suruh sha ya duduk diam diam di sana. bukannya kan nyampok. sudah nya nyampok anu kasar kasar dibagi nya. yatah celaka tu. jadinya kau kan membacking girlf mu daripada kawan lah? okay tu eh. aku menunggu silap mu ah. elek sha. kebaruan be girlf kau ane. bukan jauh rumah mu ah. ganya seria dang tesusul ku masih.

student life.

baca jerr~

please read please.. Cmon lahhh!

Assalamualaikum.

Wahai sahabat² seagama denganku… Tolonglah ambil masa 3 minit untuk membaca note ini.... 3 Minit je, tak lama pun.. Mungkin ada yg pernah baca kisah ni tapi tak salah kalau kita ingatkan sekali lagi..

Dengan Nama ALLAH yg Maha Pemurah lagi Maha Pengasih... Bayangkan benda ini berlaku pada anda.....

Suatu hari pada masa sembahyang Jumaat yang di hadiri oleh lebih kurang 1 ,000 jemaah... tiba-tiba masuk dua orang lelaki yang menutupi seluruh tubuhnyer dgn pakaian hitam.. tak nampak apa cuma dua biji mata and membawa mesin gun... lalu salah seorang lelaki tu bertempik " "Sesiapa yang sanggup MATI kerana ALLAH sila berdiri di tempat kamu" Selepas mendengar amaran lelaki itu maka segeralah bertempiaran lari para jemaah itu utk menyelamatkan diri.... daripada jumlah yang 1 ,000 tadi tu hanya tinggal lebih kurang 40 orang sahaja yang masih berdiri di tempat masing-masing termasuk Pak Imam tu... Lelaki yang bertempik tadi segera membuka tutup mukanya lalu melihat ke arah Pak Imam sambil berkata: "Ok Pak Imam, saya dah halau SEMUA yang hipokrit, sekarang bolehlah Pak Imam mulakan sembahyang Jumaat".... Lalu kedua lelaki tersebut berpaling dan meninggalkan jemaah....

Macammana..? Adakah anda rasa lawak dgn cerita di atas ataupun anda rasa terhibur?

Anda Fikirkanlah...
"Lawak kan, dari 1 ,000 org yg mengaku dia Islam hanya 40 yg betul-betul BERIMAN... "

"Lawakkan berapa banyak manusia yang mudah lupakan ALLAH bila menghadapi bahaya... kedua lelaki hanya membawa mesin-gun.. dia tak kata pun nak bunuh.. tapi generasi skrang.. amat lemah.. baru kena ugut terus lari lintang pukang.. lupa yg dia tak sembahyang jumaat lagi..."

"Lawak, ada juga yang agamanya cuma seminggu sahaja.. tu pun bila time sembahyang jumaat.. tunjuk muka kat org kampung.. ada tu lagi dashyat setahun 2 kali aje.. bile time sembahyang raya..."

"Lawakkan, ramai orang percaya kepada gosip dan apa yang di tulis oleh surat khabar daripada apa yang tercatit dalam al Quran"

"Lawak kan, berapa ramai yg percaya dunia hanya sementara, akhirat adalah tempat yang kekal, tapi berlumba-lumba mengejar dunia"

"Lawak, kita boleh bersembang dgn boyfriend atau girlfriend berejam-rejam tapi nak berdoa kepada ALLAH alahai.. tak cukup masa..

Dan lebih lawak lagi, bila kita boleh post banyak thread atau note yang berunsur lawak jenaka dan lucah kesemua tempat tapi merasa berat nak berkongsi dan nak hantar artikel2 yang berunsur agama Lawak kan??? Kenapa? gelak tu kan realiti..

tapi yg paling lawak sekali.. berapa orang yang lepas baca benda ni akan sampaikan kat orang lain... berapa orang yang akan buka thread ni untuk luangkan masa membaca? berapa banyak????

Wallahualam… Sebarkanlah seikhlas hati :)

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4 more subjects lol :O eyyyyyyy how's my new template? hahaha :p

Life Through Eyes Of 7 Students :)

Bandar Seri Begawan - The sights and sounds of Brunei have been captured on film by seven students as they wrapped up works on the 'Our World' project, allowing their counterparts in England and Botswana to get a glimpse at what life is like in this part of the world.

The seven SMPAP Hajah Rashidah Sa'adatul Bolkiah students embarked on the journey to film numerous tourist hotspots in the `Kingdom of Unexpected Treasures' for the project, which was led by CfBT teacher Jean Kiekopf, and jointly sponsored by the Ministry of Education and CfBT.

Brunei, Botswana and England are involved in the project that allows the involved students a chance to teach their peers in different corners of the world about the important conservation issues in their respective countries.

The project was launched in July 2010 after the SMPAP Hajah Rashidah Sa'adatul Bolkiah students of Years 8A and 5D learnt the art of animation and documentary film making.

The first film documented the importance of the rainforest, taking a look at the problems faced in the rest of Borneo and the available solutions to the problems. It was also a chance to point out the success of rainforest management here in Brunei.

Following their SPE, the seven enthusiastic Year 8A students decided to do a follow-up film on the Sultanate, showing their peers in England and Botswana where exactly Brunei is and what it is like living here.

Said Jean Kiekopf, "I am so proud of the initiative that the students have taken. They have become very competent in all aspects of filmmaking and have taken responsibility for planning and filming this mini documentary."

CfBT Chief executive James Douglas said, "This project enables students to practise and improve their English, whilst learning important new skills such as animation and film production.

"This will help them to make positive contributions to Bruneian society in their later life. CfBT is very pleased to support the holistic education of young Bruneians through such an exciting project."

The first resource about the rainforest is currently being showcased and shared with all heads of English Department across the country.

Both the Ministry of Education and. CfBT is hoping it will inspire other students to attempt such projects as part of their School-Based Assessment for the SPN 21.
CfBT Education Director Greg Keaney said, "CfBT is very enthusiastic about the next phase of the project and congratulates Ms Jean Kiekopf and all the 'Our World' teams on its success so far."

Students in England who have seen the film have been delighted to learn about the rainforest from the Bruneian students and are currently planning their own film about recycling waste and problems caused by landfill sites.

Nurashadyatul Asyiqen, one of the students involved in the project, said, "I am really looking forward to seeing what the students in England and Africa do and I hope there will be a chance to do more film-making next year."

The seven Brunei students are

Nurrafwaziela @ Nur Aleeza binti Nordin, Nurul Syahmi binti Samsul Bahrin, Nur Aqilah binti Ahmad, Nurul Fatin binti Hanape, Nurashadyatul Asyiqen binti Mohd Kamal, Afiffah Fatin binti Hj Yahya and Batrisya Taqiah binti Hj Mohd Zamari. -- Courtesy of Borneo Bulletin

NO PICTURE AVAILABE. SORRY :)

damn s#!t

need someone to talk to. i feel like eating my own s#!t.

hmm....

goodbye lumut. aku kan pindah bandar , skulah sukan , cari keraja sendiri , ada elaun dapat jua ku tulung boss ku. dari pada ku dilumut belakang belakang kana ucap , nyusah kan indung , buduh , babal. baik ku tinggal bandar skulah sana. kalau pun nda mau bekawan sama aku dapat jua bagitau bisai bisai daripada kan mengucap urang miskin lah apa lah. macam tah kamu kaya. sadar sadar sikit deh diri ah. pindah or tinggal lumut ah? :/

lol

I ♥ YOU N

jawatan kosong !

i love guitar more than girlfriend

01. Girls dump you. A guitar will always be there when you get home.
02. A guitar's minimum requirement is an amp. A girl's minimum requirement is shoes, clothes, makeup, a mirror, magazines, more shoes and a tiny handbag. And that's every week!
03. You'll never turn on a girl as fast as you can turn on an amp.
04. If your guitar sounds crap, you can tune it. If your girl talks crap you're stuck with her.
05. Guitar's, unlike girls, have volume control which goes all the way down.
06. If you play your guitar crap, it tells you its crap. It doesn't lie and pretend you did it right when you didn't!
07. Two girls at once is hard to come by. Double kneck guitars are not.

08. Your guitar makes a sound only when you want it to.

09. Nobody cares when you dump your old, out of date guitar for a new, younger model. In fact it's encouraged.

10. With a guitar, you can copy tunes from other songs. With a girl, try telling her you're copying some moves from an ex and she'll throw you out.

11. Your guitar doesn't refuse to let you play it once a month.

12. Your guitar will never find out if you've been playing another guitar behind its back.

13. You don't have to get guitars drunk before using them.

14. You can stare at a guitar all you like, but stare at a girl too long and you'll end up in an immense amount of pain.

15. Watching other people play the guitar is entertaining. Watching other people do it is just sick! 

bruneians bootboys gone!

OI! where have this brunei bootboys gone ? please bring back the culture , together we stand strong in honor , pride & dinity , cause we are the youth , of the modern bruneian working class , cheer and keep the faith. (BRUNEIAN PUNK & SKINHEAD)

dont do drugs ! :)

Ownage Prank Calls - Angry Asian Restaurant

harga sigup untuk smokers di brunei :)

ketibaan dajjal al-massih

LALALALAALALALA~

TO DIYANA WALAMMA!

GOOD BYE! :)

nasa confirms possibility of rising sun from the west

Antara benar atau tidaknya risalah ini hanya Allah saja yg maha tahu akan segala cipataannya. Namun tak salah bagi kita semua untuk saling ingat mengingat & akan terus ingat kepada Nya walau hebat mcm mana sekalipun taufan dan badai duniawi ini~~~ wallah hu allam~~ :)

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boleh bh klau kau.

kawan ku post gambar ne on facebook. then ku download gambar ne and edit the flat-license. :)

BOLEH BAH KLAU KAU!